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Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

Because it was polar.

Explanation: Water is a 'polar' molecule, because it has a positive electrical charge and a negative electrical charge inside it. When this is the case, the molecule is called a 'polar molecule' meaning that it has electrical poles. (Otherwise it is called a 'non-polar molecule'.) Because of this, any other polar molecule can dissolve in water. Thus, the joke says a polar bear would dissolve in water!

Last night, a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82...
— I am easily lead
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How does a man on the moon get his hair cut?

Eclipse it!

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Buddha might have liked this picture, because he probably had a sense of humour.

Buddha might have liked this picture, because he probably had a sense of humour.

My Brother’s Jokes

Erm…

Wait, give me a minute.